bl-ossomed:

When it rains it pours … I love that one

(Source: runawaytrain, via wandertrust)

Timestamp: 1369330404

Embarazo adolescente:lo que piensa la chica de 16 años embarazada: “Mi mamá me va a matar”. Lo que piensa el feto de la chica de 16 años embarazada: “Mi mamá me va a matar”. Misma frase, diferente significado.

(Source: come-t0gether, via tu-ex)

s0-theres-this-b0y:

Hmm maybe I should take this advice…

(Source: iminlovewithabradfordbadboy, via staypozitive)

Timestamp: 1369172657

peterfromtexas:

Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) long heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner

(Source: best-of-imgur, via pricklylegs)

Timestamp: 1369067941

hitlerslover:

su-avity:

wow wtf! he missed him then he went back for more!

AND the people in the back didn’t even move to help him…

Does it say something about me that I have been laughing hysterically for 2 minutes 

(Source: lastfriedchicken, via pricklylegs)

Timestamp: 1369067521